Drunken Phone

Sneaking towards the nurse, the baby breached
function in the ER, sinisterly swiping. “AUGH!” the nurse
yelled out loud. “I need to be more careful with my phone.” She started swiping too quickly on Tinder.
About me – “The yellow banana’s frozen.”
“Check out the bellboy, DAMN,” she yelled.
“I totally don’t want his aid,” as she drooled over him
and spilled her bottle of beer.