Monthly Archives: December 2016

Being FBI, problems associated with bragging have been under investigation, (wowza!). Daily, someone “pleads guilty” to something. This one guy was caught with his hands in the cookie jar, if you know what I mean. He had to pull out … Continue reading →

Shooting at homeland security seemed like a good idea “Wa-wa wee wa!  Get out of here Turkey” “Body scanner!” he shrieked, “Hop on my joystick of life” Blow up the hard drive “You were great,” she said dryly. She was … Continue reading →

Breaching the barrier inside the airport makes me go “whoo!” “That body scanner was lit,” he cheered. It scanned the piece of meat between his legs. Go down, he thought to himself. The meat was bone dry. “I don’t know, … Continue reading →

Icing Red Cross Wow Momma! In the hot oven? “Yo dude! You are so sick,” a voice slurred as he stroked the bottle. Move on to the dogwood tree! “Wow! I love trees, exclaimed the lumberjack rolling his eyes immediately … Continue reading →

Thirsting for the attention that has been stolen from you for – SHOTS FIRED!!! *BOOM* you cut down all the power lines in the power grid. “Honey, I parked the car,” shouted she. But did you go back in or … Continue reading →

Walking away from the Drug Enforcement Agency, I thought, “SHIT! I should have taken that bag of flour out of my car!” I groaned, “I knew I would forget it!” Just then, I wished my sieve brain had allowed me … Continue reading →

Shooting a picture of my dog, I saw police exercising with grannies. Shit! I’d never seen such a sight. “We Must seek revenge!” She screamed. She started to sweat as the police took down the details in his notepad. I … Continue reading →

Breaching baby. “Yikes! Let’s go.” “The drool is everywhere!” she yelped. She drowned in a sea of disgust. “Shut up,” she hectored, “jerkstore.” “Yeah REAL nice, thanks” It was the caviar or fuck ups.

Shooting a video about a hostage by the store, I heard “SHIT” and a BANG as a beautiful man stumbled by. “That hurt!” he exclaimed painfully. He was a large unstoppable stallion. Get up and brave the minefield of smiling … Continue reading →

While exercising vigorously, the redhead boy walked right into his lost soul. “Ouch”, he thought, as he danced down the hall. “Damn this maze of Legos”, he whined. In a minefield of pain and tears, he glared at the disgusting … Continue reading →