Yoooo Singh! 😀 😀 😀
Hey heyy heyyy! Congratz gurl! Ya ain’t gonna believe this eh but hey, the UBC squad put ya in our system dude! Memba when ya applied to the education or sum sorta cohort or whatever??? Yeah dude, ur in now like for a year or sum sort.
So yeah like we strict maann, we all have like numbas or something for  kids here! Like here yours 12345678 -copy it eh, memorize the freakin’ digits dude! Ya must member t’ hit the accept button and if ya forget, w’ll kick ya outta the system, k? Now thas some big truble there, ya know.
You’ll be takin’ classes or whatever right, so yeah hit the register button and pick whatever ya need for like your whadya call it the thing majig oh yeah, cohort or whatever. Hey and uh there’s a date there too, ya know like to register, yeah it’s umm, May 13th or some sort I think.
And ya know, we don’t wanna have those bad guys and gals flyin’ round d campus screwing people up, you get the point dude? Member to get that check or whatever for those bad guys, whadya call that thing a majig, oh yeah –criminal check or sumfing k?
Congratzzzz Singh! See yaaaa Septembaaaa!!!  😉
Call us or shoot us a text if ya get in truble or whatever,
UBC Squad
Education People
12345 in Vancouva
604-123-4567
Fax: who cares