Author Archives: jaime

Deciding to drill beside the facility was insane. OUCH! Get on it! “The elephants will save us” , she gasped And they did.  Their trunks were dynamite! They shot up suddenly, smacked her in the head.  It felt like brain … Continue reading →

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The puppy. The brown puppy. The adorable brown puppy. The adorably enthusiastic, brown puppy. The adorable, overly enthusiastic, brown puppy. The adorable, lovable, overly enthusiastic, brown puppy. The adorable, lovable, yet overly enthusiastic, chocolatey brown puppy The heart-melting adorable, lovable, … Continue reading →

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The following example is for a lesson in dialogue. “Little Pig, I know you’re in there!” shouted Mr. Wolf. “No I’m not,” replied Little Pig rather sarcastically. Mr. Wolf was not having it. “Hey Pig, I need some advice,” he … Continue reading →

Thursday,  Thirty-Two Minutes Past 12 O’Clock, Post Meridiem Mother, I am not capable of engaging in this activity.  The infantile Canine Lupus Familiaris, who is identified as Oscar, is in the process of consuming and annihilating all that surrounds this domain.  … Continue reading →

Mad Ash King  floats… and I slide on. DO NOT STOP. enter.   No fortune will influence Time’s limits on man. A Monarch too powerful to defy, Death renders all to it’s shallow, dark, RETREAT. Impossible to combat, Equal in it’s selection.   bitter … Continue reading →

Creeps play drinks Pets mouth shoulders Frank bombs bears Fry sinks bounce Ghost nuts ring Fish cups leech Strings ruin ducks Books break parts Stumps, cramps, bumps