Author Archives: jasmine neville
Bus Anxiety (please move to the rear of the bus)
Thank-you to everyone who contributed their voice 😀
“SHIT” and a Bang In the Minefield of Smiling Faces
Shooting a video about a hostage by the store, I heard “SHIT” and a BANG as a beautiful man stumbled by. “That hurt!” he exclaimed painfully. He was a large unstoppable stallion. Get up and brave the minefield of smiling … Continue reading
(C)o(f)fee (L)ove (a)nd (T)hrow Away Puzzles
Alongside my faithful, quick-witted mother, I know a rich cup of coffee and a simple puzzle will never be far away. As I stride into the kitchen, I inhale the bittersweet aroma of our favourite Sea to Sky blend and … Continue reading
Shakespeare Lesson Plan
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Shakespearian Insult
Thou unmuzzled swag-bellied barnacle This would be used in response to a person rambling off ignorant comments about those around them. Think Donald Trump during any debate ever. Using this insults both a person’s appearance and their wit.
Hope ur ready
JAZZY FIZZLE, GRATZ BRO bout time u made it to the UBC BEd par-tay busssssssss so you better not fuck this up. Time to leave those UVic scumbags behind AMIRITELADIES!? BUT we won’t let you on the bus just yet. … Continue reading
Down to Power
From down to the tired occasion of power. One beg of the most fortunate, prickly classes will exercise influence to its own existence. Mine led a government which is inclined to believe that a monarch will always be able to … Continue reading