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“I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.” – Pablo Neruda

Today, I walked through the cold and the numb to search; Peruse a version of truth, of reality and found a great unknown. Remembering myself to myself. Sifting through those gratitudes I have, written on my heart but only half … Continue reading

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Another Day at the Office

Being FBI, problems associated with bragging have been under investigation, (wowza!). Daily, someone “pleads guilty” to something. This one guy was caught with his hands in the cookie jar, if you know what I mean. He had to pull out … Continue reading

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If You Search for Magic, Remember to Live First

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Fantastical Feline

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Kelsey Ranshaw’s 10 Magical Writing Prompts

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Revenge Tragedy Soliloquy Lesson Plan

JULIENZA O what a shifty pickle brain is this? A slimy varlet gone and stole my peas That stinking half wit good for nothing cur. I’d like to stick a hat pin up his rear Or beat some sense into … Continue reading

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Enhanced Insults MSND III II

HERMIA O me, you yeasty beef witted pignut, you spongy clay-brained canker-blossom, You lumpish knotty pated-strumpet! What, have you come by night And stol’n my love’s heart from him? HELENA Fine, i’ faith! Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, … Continue reading

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Jury Duty

Robert Boberson 808 Bobber Street, Bobtown BC, B2B4B6 Dear Robert Boberson I am in receipt of your letter of June 10, 1998. Although I am honoured by the privilege, I respectfully request that I be excused from jury duty. I … Continue reading

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Orpheus and Eurydice

From still door to red harm via (one) Wish. The tired one; these prickly epochs spring. Gold may be stars. Intrigues, and present time. To retreat is impossible. To retreat. Is impossible. Restore vivacity, Equality, Wonder. Keep soft the notion … Continue reading

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It Never HAS to Make Sense

Fry pan fries. Loom loon swings bottle. Drinks sweat. Google phone screen. Signs. Drive bus trip. Dog doctors? Play, stage, act, club, drool, pant! Wire. Park. Cuff.

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