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Shooting at homeland security seemed like a good idea “Wa-wa wee wa!  Get out of here Turkey” “Body scanner!” he shrieked, “Hop on my joystick of life” Blow up the hard drive “You were great,” she said dryly. She was … Continue reading →

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As a great lover of the English language, I have often found myself in the position of having to defend my mother tongue from the torrents of abuse levied at it by my distraught ELL students.  To them I praise … Continue reading →

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Stumble… lurch Shit I should have drunk less …. I should have drunk more Close one eye, it always helps Fuck!  … Who put the pans there My fucking wife is glaring My fucking kid won’t let go   I … Continue reading →

suh Rusko, CONGRATS GURL! you totally got into ubc, FR.  #yeet #lit #PMHT.  this ❄️ u r going 2 learn how 2 teacher at ubc’s high school teacher school in vancity. here’s ur student#.  u need it 2 sign up 4 courses.  if u need … Continue reading →

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