Author Archives: nicola racanelli

It is highly recommended that people do not seek out partners through the internet. I spoke to an intriguing young man who claimed he lived in a beautiful, exclusive area. As I inquired about this exclusive area, it became known … Continue reading →

Dirty bombing. Yay! Wake Up! “I’m up, I’m up,” he muttered. And up he was. It was the fourth of July in his pants. Look out, it is photo-shopped. “Well, aren’t you a fancy pants,” she sneered. The best of … Continue reading →

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Tomorrow night is Christmas Yule tides, mirth and all that crap A fat man, yelling “ho ho ho” will show, With materialism in his sack.   I find it fucking hilarious That the symbol of love and giving Is an … Continue reading →

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You said I was late. Absurd You claimed I missed a day. Bogus. You gracefully said it was non-excusable. Ridiculous. You’re aggressive. You’re coarse. You’re exhausting. You were so very wrong. Humiliating. You tried to lower my grade. Fat chance. … Continue reading →

Yo Racanelli, Congrats! I’m stoked to tell you that your request to get into UBC has been sort-of accepted. You’ve been kind of accepted to the BEd program for high school (in Vancity for a 12 month program) for 2016-2017, … Continue reading →