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Below is a racist letter written to the editor of a BC newspaper. Because of public complaints, the letter was removed from the newspaper’s website. It was only 12,000 years ago, or less and this would be considered; in all … Continue reading →

“Shanghai, Hong Kong, egg foo young / Fortune cookie always wrong.” Slinky                                                                                                                                                    Lissome                                                                                                                                                   S-s-s-sinous Asian felines,                                                                                                                                                       You’re up to no good,                                                                                                                     Aren’t you? Sick, slant-eyed opportunists,                                                                                                                You can’t be trusted.                                                                                                                             Clearly. What doe-eyed  Cocker Spaniel ingenue could hope to prevail                                  … Continue reading →

The following example is for a lesson in dialogue. “Little Pig, I know you’re in there!” shouted Mr. Wolf. “No I’m not,” replied Little Pig rather sarcastically. Mr. Wolf was not having it. “Hey Pig, I need some advice,” he … Continue reading →

I stumbled into the kitchen, yawning and still rubbing my eyes. Opening the refrigerator, I squinted my eyes at the sudden light and peered in. What I saw confused my still sleepy brain. Stacks and stacks of aluminum foil pans. Nothing else. … Continue reading →

In the story ‘The Rabbit’ by R.P. Macintyre, the son ends up being smarter than the parents. Write about a time when you were smarter than the person in authority. Use as many adjectives as you can without repeating: (actually, … Continue reading →

Stumble… lurch Shit I should have drunk less …. I should have drunk more Close one eye, it always helps Fuck!  … Who put the pans there My fucking wife is glaring My fucking kid won’t let go   I … Continue reading →

THISBE (5.1) Asleep, my love? What, dead, my dove? Murky water are her eyes In the unkempt forest of her hair, they hide. The moles and detritus structure her skin Yet more soft than the temper that lies within. Her … Continue reading →

HERMIA O me, you yeasty beef witted pignut, you spongy clay-brained canker-blossom, You lumpish knotty pated-strumpet! What, have you come by night And stol’n my love’s heart from him? HELENA Fine, i’ faith! Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, … Continue reading →

The future in my mind Was never ever like this; Yet when I hold you close: Such worlds were never easy.   We spun to Nat, Doris, And Glenn, all tracks were great. Your mother’s love projected To her only … Continue reading →

Girl (G): “I’m called little red cap because my grandma gave me a little red velvet cap.” Mum (M): “Little Red-cap you have to go to your grandmother she is ill and needs some food. So bring her cake and … Continue reading →