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Dear Master Beaton, By the grace of intellectus, We the most High and Mighty Office of Academia, defender of veritas, curiositas, and eruditio, from the un-ceded Museum land in the province of British Columbia in the strong and free sovereign … Continue reading →

I would like to inform you that you will not have access to a vehicle on Saturday afternoon. Our beloved Canis lupus familiars, Kovu, has an imperative appointment with his physician at nine o’clock in the morning. 

Robert Boberson 808 Bobber Street, Bobtown BC, B2B4B6 Dear Robert Boberson I am in receipt of your letter of June 10, 1998. Although I am honoured by the privilege, I respectfully request that I be excused from jury duty. I … Continue reading →

Yo Geoff AKA 27045058 WELL DONE MOTHAFUCKA!  You got in! But only if you pass that one course your dumbass forgot to take. Your so close to being chosen to pay us a lot of money to get a piece … Continue reading →

Thursday,  Thirty-Two Minutes Past 12 O’Clock, Post Meridiem Mother, I am not capable of engaging in this activity.  The infantile Canine Lupus Familiaris, who is identified as Oscar, is in the process of consuming and annihilating all that surrounds this domain.  … Continue reading →

O God! My dearest Rebecca, Gaze upon her posterior It would appear she is intimate with one of those hoodlum poets The behemothic proportions of it! but, alas, who could hope to understand such a mind as a poets? Would … Continue reading →

OH SNAP! Throw them doves in the air PD because we got chu! First things first, are you in or out playa? Second, is there heat that we should know about? Third, holler back about our survey. Finally, scream our … Continue reading →

UBC Media Release: Dr. Santa Ono to become UBC President and Vice Chancellor. Original text: http://news.ubc.ca/2016/06/13/ubcs-15th-president/ VAN-CITY – Dude is really good at medicine and school and now UBC is saying he’s gonna be the new boss! He’s been the … Continue reading →

AND  (BUT ONLY IF U GRADUATE LOLS) SO PICK YA CLASSES HAND OVER DAT MULA GET YO CRIMINAL RECORD CHECK  DO UR PRACTICUM SHIT  DO OUR SURVEY  AND WELCOME TO #UBCBEd2017  

*my primary email used to be my work email which is where my acceptance letter went. I don’t have access to it anymore. I switched everything over to my personal mail which is where I later communicated with Claudia Buffone … Continue reading →