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You’re in
Hai gurl HAAAAI! YAHOO! Looks like you’re coming to hang out with us, but only if you get some of your shit together. You’ll be chillin with some wicked peeps. But wait, you gotta do a few things to be … Continue reading
You Did It Dog
Congrats on getting in Chica! Hope you know it will be a very pricey year, where you’ll be dishing out some big smackaroons. Hope your psyched to teach some bratty teenagers in what we at the TEO like to call … Continue reading
Teachering yo
suh Rusko, CONGRATS GURL! you totally got into ubc, FR. #yeet #lit #PMHT. this ❄️ u r going 2 learn how 2 teacher at ubc’s high school teacher school in vancity. here’s ur student#. u need it 2 sign up 4 courses. if u need … Continue reading
Ya in DUDE! S’all real!!!!!
Yoooo Singh! 😀 😀 😀 Hey heyy heyyy! Congratz gurl! Ya ain’t gonna believe this eh but hey, the UBC squad put ya in our system dude! Memba when ya applied to the education or sum sorta cohort or whatever??? … Continue reading
check thine email, find thineself worthy, feel glorious. Money now?
Heyo Nico! W00t w00t! Supah stoked 4 u! A huge StARs HoLLa! ur in! UBC 4 life? #realdeal #thunderbirdlife. Ur in for more books and books and books, cause ur gonna be an English teacher! Ur new name is a … Continue reading
Subject: Welcome to BIGGGG BROTHERR!!!
J.HO, Wtf, you’re coming back for a sixth straight year HAHAHA. Don’t you have a life??? But I think you like me. Looks like you might be coming back for a BEd (not bed– joke’s on you lol). From the … Continue reading
U IN!!!!
YOOOOOO IT’Z LIT!!!!!!!! GUESS THE FUCK WAT!!! UOENO DOE. Y’ALL JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO ‘U’ TO THE ‘B’ TO THE ‘C’, FAM TFFF. MAN, THAS UP THERE THO, U FINNA MAKE US PROUD RITE?! Tenderrrr U GON’ HAVE A BLAST THO!!! … Continue reading
My Request
Yo Racanelli, Congrats! I’m stoked to tell you that your request to get into UBC has been sort-of accepted. You’ve been kind of accepted to the BEd program for high school (in Vancity for a 12 month program) for 2016-2017, … Continue reading
Down to Power
From down to the tired occasion of power. One beg of the most fortunate, prickly classes will exercise influence to its own existence. Mine led a government which is inclined to believe that a monarch will always be able to … Continue reading