While exercising vigorously, the redhead boy walked right into his lost soul.
“Ouch”, he thought, as he danced down the hall.
“Damn this maze of Legos”, he whined.
In a minefield of pain and tears, he glared at the disgusting structures. Staring intently, he grabbed the water bottle and ran away.
Of course, the dehydrated idiot sponge still has no soul.
Deciding to drill beside the facility was insane.
OUCH! Get on it!
“The elephants will save us” , she gasped
And they did. Their trunks were dynamite!
They shot up suddenly, smacked her in the head. It felt like brain freeze.
“That’s the fastest you have ever moved”
Well, of course, that was awesome.
Dirty bombing.
Yay! Wake Up!
“I’m up, I’m up,” he muttered.
And up he was. It was the fourth of July in his pants.
Look out, it is photo-shopped.
“Well, aren’t you a fancy pants,” she sneered.
The best of both worlds.
Running a drill is an exercise for a carpenter.”Wow, in the USA they sure know how to throw a party,”barked the clerk. But we know as much about their parties as we do about rabbits. Anymore of that and they’ll be tearing up the hairpin turns on the way home. Oh sure, he’s gone phishing for the weekend, that’s believable. This is a story of ages.
Protesting against the secret service (USSS).
Whoops!! Don’t go demonstrating down by the docks
or you’ll “sleep with the fishes” Polly squacked.
Do away with online trojan
That was pretty funny
That was the story of the demonstrator.
“BREAKING THE SECURE BOARDER INITIATIVE BY CARRYING DNDOs…”
Gee wiz, in the time of Aladdin?
They garbled, “CARTELS EVERYWHERE!”
That is a road I would rather not take.
He droned on and on and on and was a pain in the ass.
The speeches were especially a favourite among the teens.
Those teens were the dumbest of the lot.
Running disaster management programs
Shit! The grid through the port authority is down
The Canadian exclaimed, “The communications have failed.”
I’m really flexible at night,
So don’t throw out the bathwater just yet.
We all know the water stays hot for so long
Always a good combination with shots of liquor.
