{"id":1178,"date":"2016-12-01T00:22:41","date_gmt":"2016-12-01T07:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/?p=1178"},"modified":"2016-12-01T00:25:29","modified_gmt":"2016-12-01T07:25:29","slug":"gingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/2016\/12\/01\/gingers\/","title":{"rendered":"Gingers"},"content":{"rendered":"

While exercising vigorously, the redhead boy walked right into his lost soul.<\/p>\n

“Ouch”, he thought, as he danced down the hall.<\/p>\n

“Damn this maze of Legos”, he whined.<\/p>\n

In a minefield of pain and tears, he glared at the disgusting structures. Staring\u00a0intently, he grabbed the water bottle and ran away.<\/p>\n

Of course, the dehydrated idiot sponge still has no soul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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