{"id":1196,"date":"2016-12-07T11:27:54","date_gmt":"2016-12-07T18:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/?p=1196"},"modified":"2016-12-07T11:27:54","modified_gmt":"2016-12-07T18:27:54","slug":"bawdy-guards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/2016\/12\/07\/bawdy-guards\/","title":{"rendered":"Bawdy Guards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Shooting at homeland security seemed like a good idea<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&#8220;Wa-wa wee wa! \u00a0Get out of here Turkey&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&#8220;Body scanner!&#8221; he shrieked,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&#8220;Hop on my joystick of life&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Blow up the hard drive<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&#8220;You were great,&#8221; she said dryly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">She was the queen of the veiled insult.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shooting at homeland security seemed like a good idea &#8220;Wa-wa wee wa! \u00a0Get out of here Turkey&#8221; &#8220;Body scanner!&#8221; he shrieked, &#8220;Hop on my joystick of life&#8221; Blow up the hard drive &#8220;You were great,&#8221; she said dryly. She was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/2016\/12\/07\/bawdy-guards\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":43771,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/43771"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1196"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1197,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196\/revisions\/1197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}