{"id":297,"date":"2016-09-27T08:39:35","date_gmt":"2016-09-27T15:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/?p=297"},"modified":"2016-09-27T08:39:35","modified_gmt":"2016-09-27T15:39:35","slug":"youre-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/2016\/09\/27\/youre-in\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re in"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-299\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/files\/2016\/09\/zzSDo.gif\" alt=\"zzsdo\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Hai gurl HAAAAI!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">YAHOO! Looks like you\u2019re coming to hang out with us, but only if you get some of your shit together. You&#8217;ll be chillin with some wicked peeps.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">But wait, you gotta do a few things to be one of us (one of us. one of us)\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<ul class=\"ul1\">\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">FINISH YO DAMN DEGREE! and do it by August, foo.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">You have some digits that you now are. You ain\u2019t you no more. YOU IS DIGITS. Hey &#8211; you also can\u2019t show up next year and say \u201cBRUV I BE A TEACHAAAA\u201d. Show up this year. Yea hear?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">You:\u00a0 Caitlin Brianne Funk<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Yo digits:\u00a0 31959002<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Time:\u00a0 2016-2017 Winter Session Year 1<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">What we be learnin&#8217;:\u00a0 Bachelor of Education &#8211; Secondary\u00a0 (Vancouver 12 Month) program\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">What you good at:\u00a0 Major in English\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">You\u2019re now one of us. HECK YESSSS<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hai gurl HAAAAI! YAHOO! Looks like you\u2019re coming to hang out with us, but only if you get some of your shit together. You&#8217;ll be chillin with some wicked peeps. But wait, you gotta do a few things to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/2016\/09\/27\/youre-in\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18305,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18305"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":300,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions\/300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/teachingwriting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}