I\u2019ve tried so many different lines<\/p>\n
and written words on top of words down on this sheet.<\/p>\n
But i\u2019m about to have a break down<\/p>\n
if this Wednesday evening shakedown<\/p>\n
causes other class\u2019 work to be incomplete.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
It says, \u201chaving a blast\u201d<\/p>\n
but alike examples are all escaping<\/p>\n
and this newly-prepared poem<\/p>\n
looks like a bottom-feeder\u2019s scrapings.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
How can I use \u201cbone dry\u201d<\/p>\n
in a sensible sounding sentence?<\/p>\n
I tried to do this as a poem<\/p>\n
and now all i feel is repentance.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Is a measuring cup a gerund and noun?<\/p>\n
How can I make a sequence<\/p>\n
of smoothly electric adjectives<\/p>\n
balancing clarity and infrequence.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Is this poem better<\/p>\n
than the poems of my peers?<\/p>\n
I learned that \u201cthe election politics<\/p>\n
are annoying for people\u201d this year.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Whats that have to do with this?<\/p>\n
I still haven’t figured that out.<\/p>\n
But wikipedia said, so it must be true!<\/p>\n
Please don’t nominalize \u201cargue\u201d<\/p>\n
or whine or cry or pout.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Do you know who is actually<\/p>\n
a better poet than I?<\/p>\n
Realistically everyone<\/p>\n
but i like it<\/p>\n
and furthermore, I try.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Poems are often fun<\/p>\n
when you don’t have to sift through information.<\/p>\n
But if i don’t post something soon<\/p>\n
James\u2019ll kick me out<\/p>\n
for my insubordination.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I\u2019m almost done this poem<\/p>\n
though it may not make much sense.<\/p>\n
So Kendrick let me sleep in class<\/p>\n
know I\u2019ve tried my best<\/p>\n
in my defence.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I wish someone<\/p>\n
would do all this work<\/p>\n
and just give me the A<\/p>\n
but teaching people to fish is better<\/p>\n
then buying them a McFillet <\u2014(sarcasm)<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I guess i\u2019ll sit here moping<\/p>\n
while crying out, \u201cwhy me?\u201d<\/p>\n
Screw the last two lines<\/p>\n
I don’t feel like doing<\/p>\n
a metaphor or simile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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