Who made resolutions this year? Does no one learn?<\/p>\n
My opinion is that if you would really like to AVOID having something happen in the New Year, turn it into a resolution. That ways you ensure that you will, indeed, not get that task accomplished.<\/p>\n
My New Years Resolutions<\/span> (keeping the above disclaimer in mind)<\/p>\n **These are, of course, made up on the spot as I quite clearly despise any form of real resolution, why do you need the changing of the year as a catalyst to make change in your life? NOW is the only time to do it!<\/p>\n a. I will swim with sharks and play with seaweed this year. *check – my two basal fears covered*<\/p>\n b. I will contract an infectious disease this year, break a bone, have an organ removed, have headaches all the time, get ulcers, CHD, influenza, all viral infections, have a bone marrow transplant, get pink eye, worms (ew), acid reflux, get into a car accident and cancer this year. . *check check – my health is in order*<\/p>\n c. I will go bankrupt this year. *Finances – check*<\/p>\n d. I will lose all of my friends and family members “Network – check*<\/p>\n Ok, this is getting a little morid but you get the idea. My point? No one ever does their resolutions!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Who made resolutions this year? Does no one learn? My opinion is that if you would really like to AVOID having something happen in the New Year, turn it into a resolution. That ways you ensure that you will, indeed, not get that task accomplished. My New Years Resolutions (keeping the above disclaimer in mind) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":55,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1850],"tags":[1815],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-life","tag-new-years-resolutions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/thefirst\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/thefirst\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/thefirst\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/thefirst\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/55"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/thefirst\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/thefirst\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/thefirst\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/70"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/thefirst\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/thefirst\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/thefirst\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}