As I am sitting here writing this, an immense feeling of pain is throbbing through my jaw. On the night of Saturday the 26th of October, my friends and I thought it a good idea to go to “Caprice”, a night club in Vancouver. It turns out that it wasn’t. Due to a miscommunication, I was the unlucky victim of a sucker-punch to the jaw; a right hook to be precise. I know now that this will prove detrimental to my eating abilities.

EDIT: I was right. 4 days later and I’m still unable to eat much.