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Wine reviews

Blasted Church Sauvignon Blanc


Perhaps I was just feeling unimaginative yesterday, but curiously enough, for the first time, ever, I wound up drinking a wine that I can only best describe as tasting like grapes. To be more precise: it tasted like tangy, green grapes. But grapes nonetheless.

I can’t say all that much more about the Blasted Church Sauvignon Blanc. There was faintly noticeable lime undertone. The aroma was unremarkable. Indeed, it was a totally inoffensive, boring, easy to drink wine. I can’t help but compare it to the shift in the art around Granville Island as the Olympics are undergoing: innocuous, unstimulating, and friendly to everybody.

And so, I would recommend it quite simply as perfect for that dinner party. You know, the kind where you need that safe pick. The wine that nobody will hate. It’ll do.

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Theatre reviews

The 2010 Vagina Monologues


I left the closing performance of The Vagina Monologues yesterday at the Freddy Wood theatre not entirely sure how I felt about this year’s performance. This would be third year I’ve gone to the UBC VDay performance, and the first in which it was held at that venue. I wasn’t really a fan of the previous one (the Music Auditorium), so I thought this was an improvement.

I think the biggest problem with the performance was the costumes. Normally this isn’t a problem, so it took me a while to see it as one. The costumes just didn’t work. I couldn’t believe the actors were the people the monologues were supposed to be from. It wasn’t the actors were worse than the ones in previous years. They just often weren’t good enough to get past the inappropriate costumes.

For me, the “Coochie Snorcher” monologue was worst for this — the actor’s glistening pink cocktail dress just wouldn’t let me believe she was the girl in the piece. I mention this monologue for a second reason — each time I see it, the more it disturbs me. Its message just doesn’t fit with the rest of the play, and with it, seems to say, “rape is good for you if women do it.”

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Wine reviews

White Bear Sauvignon Blanc



I tend to be on the fence about Okanagan wines. I like buying local, but so seldom do any of the British Columbian wines manage to impress me. So I would consider it even more remarkable that White Bear Sauvignon Blanc has.

I picked it up today at after discovering the BCL on campus is finally now open on Sundays. (Students rejoice!)

The wine is dry, piquant and smooth. It has a slightly flowery scent; and a lightly grassy, clear lemon flavour. Its light body and subtle taste is unusually refreshing for a wine, and embodies what I really like in a sauvignon blanc.

Not only is it a good student-affordable wine, but 15% of the profits go to supporting the conservation of the Great Bear Rainforest. Organic, fair trade, socially responsible wines have always disappointed me in the past — finally, one I can heartily recommend for its quality and its integrity.

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Opera reviews Theatre reviews

A Memory, A Monologue, A Rant and A Bad Ending

I’ve gone to The Vagina Monologues every year since I got to UBC — and this term, with the new play A Memory, A Monologue, A Rant and A Prayer I decided I’d change it up and go to that instead. With the deadline to WCCCE looming and my coauthors still sending me revisions, I figured only one of the two would be enough for this weekend.

And so this afternoon I was off to the play. I was told it had male actors, and would be about gendered violence. I got my hopes up — finally, we would see a more complete picture of gendered violence than the women-are-victims-of-men depiction of The Vagina Monologues. And naturally, I was disappointed. The male-led monologues didn’t deal with violence against men, nor did the women-led ones. The male-led monologues showed how violence against women hurts them. And it does. And I don’t want to demean the very brave message of protesting violence against women. But wasn’t it supposed to be about gendered violence?

If violence against women is swept under the rug, where is violence against men swep to? Bolted under the hardwood floors?

The play started off being fairly crappy, with an irritating duo about a single mother and her son. But it eventually did move to some powerful, meaningful stuff: the Maurice monologue about a date rape, the Blueberry Hill monologue about fighting back against a gang rape, and a monologue written by NY Times journalist Nicholas D Kristof about prostitutes in Cambodia. This was good theatre. It got you feeling, it got you thinking.

And then, after getting me engaged, getting me impressed — the ending sucked. It ended without a catharsis like Reclaiming Cunt from The Vagina Monologues. Worse, it ended with cliches: the actors standing in a line saying words in the most painfully stereotypically avant garde way possible. Instead of coming out of the play wanting to do better in the world, I came out feeling like I’d been subjected to Full Moon from Sex and the City.

And so, as I left, I couldn’t help but buy a ticket for The Vagina Monologues on my way out. My day won’t be done until Cunt is Reclaimed.

***

A better ending I saw recently was that in the opera Louis Riel last weekend. It was epically done and wonderfully foreshadowed by the death of Scott earlier in the performance.

I found the performance of John A. McDonald and his cronies to be quite engaging. The aria in Cree done by Marguerite was also impressive. I found the solo bits and the chorus parts to be both well done, but whenever a handful of people were singing as conversation, it was horribly cacophonic. It seemed not to be well synchronised, which was disappointing.

Also disappointing were the subtitles: the number of typos in them was embarrassing, as was the French translations during some parts. Nevertheless, the story was solid and the acting well-done. It was worth my time, if not only to learn the lesson to see operas at the Chan centre from the balcony rather than the lower parterre; I began the performance down below trapped in between fidgety people who clearly didn’t like opera. Moving to an empty seat in the balcony during intermission was probably the largest enhancement of my experience of the performance.

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Theatre reviews

CHINA, Romeo, and Juliet

Having just gotten out of William Yang’s China, I cannot help but rush to praise this work of live art. In one word, it was beautiful.

Yang is the sole speaker in the production, which is a narration of his pilgrimages to China and his discovery of a connection with his Chinese roots. Yang, a gay, second generation Australian, was charismatic and a wonderful monologuer. His story was enlightening, a view into a world I’d never seen before, fantastically illustrated by his photography of the journey.

The performance setup is simple: Yang, speaking, with two visual backdrops, showing his photographs, and a musician playing traditional Chinese instruments to it. The wording, displays, and music are exquisitely chosen to work together. I’ve long been a hater of using visual backdrops on stage, but having seen for once this technique used properly has personally called this stance into question.

Yang

It was presented at the Frederick Wood Theatre as part of the PuSh Festival, which I can only hope is overall just as good, and certainly worth checking out.

His story was engaging, and wondrous. I’d strongly recommend seeing it. It was a work quite earnestly deserving the standing ovation it got.

What wasn’t so deserving of a standing ovation, I found, was Theatre UBC’s Romeo and Juliet, which I saw last week. The play had been unusually sold out in advance with staggeringly long standby lines, so I’d come into it expecting that it had better be good. It wasn’t.

I’m certainly open to reinterpreting Shakespeare — but painting Romeo and Juliet into clowns, with awful makeup and costumes reminiscent of sixteen-year-olds that shop at Hot Topic, and jarring music accompanying songs not worthy of a B-movie — was not particularly pleasant for me to watch. I found the juxtaposition to hinder, rather than enhance the story.

I wasn’t exactly imparted with the impression that the director wanted to tell the story of Romeo and Juliet. Indeed, I think she just wanted to have a Tim Burtonesque fantasia, which on its own certainly could be fun. And I must say, the firespinner in the bikini did make for some good entertainment. What it has to do with Romeo and Juliet is still lost on me, but she was quite the spectacle.

The poster for the play appeared to promise nudity, and was a disappointment of the night — there was no nude Juliet, not to mention her performance sucked.

Speaking much more positively of the experience, Ben Whipple’s performance as Mercutio was stunning. It made the play worth the 10$ I paid for it. I enjoyed his performance as Fred Phelps in the Laramie Project, and was totally impressed with his job here. It was, in conjunction with the firespinner, the only reason worth seeing the play.

And as for the play being sold out — they’d removed about a dozen seats from the audience to make room for the atrocious band, and for Juliet’s balcony — enough to host most of the poor students waiting for hours in the standby line to the play that didn’t deserve it.

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