Summer Nights
- When a twinkling blanket covers the night sky, grab your friends, some towels, a bottle of tequila and red solos.
- Head to the sand-filled pebbly shore.
- As you stroll near your destination, turn off your lights that dim the path. Slowly step and follow the tones of the rolling waves.
- Toss off your flip-flops. Crunch the cool sand and pebbles between your toes.
- Slide down your trunks and toss them close to your soles.
- Focus on each other’s sounds, footsteps, and breathing to gather near.
- Pour an ounce…maybe two
- Arriba—Abajo—Al Centro—Pa’ Dentro!
- Run, run, run! Pam An into the water. Go, go, go! No thinking, nor stopping until you’re all the way in.
- Tread close together and Listen. Listen to the silence. Listen to the treading. Listen to the night. Listen.
No Assembly Required
- Put on a bright Yellow polo shirt and blue jeans.
- Head over to your local Furniture-assembly Warehouse
- Make your way through the showroom and become acquainted with your surroundings.
- Look busy until the first person asks a question. Be startled, but then polite and respond with confident, yet confusing directions that may or may not lead them to what they are looking for.
- Now that you have talked to a customer, pick a display—any display. Start rearranging it the way you want it to look.
- Arrange it like confident designer—be inspired, Kim Cattrall Mannequin Feel free to ask customers for advice in the process.
- If an employee interrupts your creative designing, comment that you are figuring out how these pieces will look in your space—better than buying it and returning it.
- If he/she questions you about your clothes, comment about what they are wearing and who are they to judge, they are wearing the same thing. Yellow and blue look great together.
- Have fun arranging your new space; take a picture of you in it for social media.
Before you leave make sure you stop to get a ice-cream cone or splurge and get a Lingonberry Sundae. Remind them of your staff