Catty Unattributed Overheard of the Day:

OMG, I can’t believe Foxtrot broke news.

That said, it’s absolutely true—Foxtrot was the first to let their admiring public know that Pak Ho Leung, relatively unknown Presidential candidate, has been caught prematurely campaigning on Facebook.

What hurts most, of course, is not that they hunted him down first—it’s the bad erection joke they’ve made in their title.  DAMN, SON.  That’s unicorn-level good/bad.  And for that, we’re giving you our Man of the Hour award, Foxtrot Writers.  Well done, sirs—and madam.

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