I’d like to start off by showing you a video compilation of Mitt Romney’s self-contradicting approach to candidacy:
What a genius concept! Why just have one opinion on a subject, when you can have them all? Now Romney is ensured of getting every vote; if you vote against him, you’re technically disagreeing with yourself. In all seriousness though, it’s this kind of affirmation of the consequent which makes everyone ask the question “Is this a joke?” Sadly, it isn’t. The industry of politics has an extremely high buyer (voter) power, and Romney’s swaying back and forth between perspectives is not only confusing, it’s downright insulting! If Romney thinks that he is cleverly winning the hearts of every American, he’s going to be in for quite the wake-up call when the ballots are tolled.
