8:30AM: wake up majestically to “Brooklyn Baby” by Lana Del Rey
8:35AM: second alarm goes off and I’m starting to hate Lana. She is no longer queen. Where is snooze?
8:40AM: third alarm. I really hate her.
8:41AM: groan/yawn/put it music to attempt to wake up
8:43AM: discover that not syncing your playlist since like July affects your quality of life and all the old songs are really terrible.
9:26AM: oh god, i have a meeting at 10.
9:27AM: it’s by Gage
9:28AM: why
9:32AM: yesterday’s jeans are okay, right?
9:33AM: I’ll take the bird that just flew by my window as a sign that, yes, that is okay with the universe.
9:45AM: la dee doo. gettin’ ready to leave, i might be on time zomg
9:46AM: notice resident’s alarm clock going off three doors down.
9:47AM: scream internally
9:48AM: go deal with said alarm clock
9:56AM: why did that take so long?
9:57AM: ooh, maybe community shuttle
9:59AM: -see community shuttle drive by me-
10:00AM: lol gonna be late h8rs
10:21AM: walk into great dane and apologize profusely. i look fashionable late, right?
10:21AM and-a-half: sort of, but not really.
11:47AM: leave meeting for class
12:00PM: prof makes awkward joke
12:07PM: prof makes really awkward joke
12:10PM: prof is now role-playing
12:10PM and-a-half: he just jumped. wut.
12:12PM: this prof may be the next supreme and i am scared for the future
12:30PM: I wish I had brought food
12:32PM: regret not stealing prof’s diet coke that one day. i could’ve saved it for today.
12:45PM: prof talks about handing exam back
12:45PM and-a-half: lol if i failed that exam lol lol lol such joke much return of doge
1:00PM: walk out with slight hesitation of which door to use (but the one on the left has less people ugh but it’s far)
1:15PM: meet up with ella and end up going to totem for lunch
2:07PM: ella’s wrap fell apart. it’s the beginning of the apocalypse. run.
2:30PM: try to find TAs email for crwr (with ella in tow)
2:45PM: go to menchies
3:02PM: acquire menchies. with pumpkin pie froyo. ’tis the season.
3:15PM: walk back, holla back
4:01PM: arrive to 4 o’clock meeting.
5:00PM: finish meeting
5:07PM: go lie on bed. i am dog. woof
6:17PM: go acquire dinner. there’s a baked pasta thing?
6:18PM: it’s more like baked vegetables with a side of pasta?
6:48PM: depart and run to sub for blank vinyl project event
6:57PM: meet sofia. hi sofia.
7:09PM: arrive fashionably(?) late
7:09PM and-a-half: yeah, okay, i AM wearing the same outfit. will i ever be fashionably late?
7:13PM: acquire cocoa moo with marshmallows
7:16PM: try to look cool
7:18PM: schmooze
7:24PM: work the room
7:32PM: work it girl
7:45PM: say my goodbyes
7:47PM: wave like the queen
7:47PM and-a-half: might be late
7:55PM: sprint
7:59PM: stroll into totem commons for RA sign-in
8:05PM: play it cool
8:07PM: ice ice baby
8:15PM: arrive back in room
8:30PM: maybe i should do work?
8:45PM: hahahahahahahahhaha what
9:00PM: say hi to sarah from 6th floor
9:12PM: start writing a break-up poem
9:14PM: deliberate word choice, enjambment, overall emotions
9:15PM: consider crying
9:16PM: nah existential crisis
9:35PM: lol
9:59PM: emotions are weird
10:07PM: begin 10 o’clock rounds
10:15PM: why are you playing sam smith? i don’t need this.
10:32PM: return to room
10:35PM: my peppermint tea is cold
10:36PM: i didn’t take my multi-vitamin
10:39PM: consider blogging
11:01PM: yeah maaaaaybe
11:55PM: goodnight, internet.
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