A Day in the Lyfe

8:30AM: wake up majestically to “Brooklyn Baby” by Lana Del Rey

8:35AM: second alarm goes off and I’m starting to hate Lana. She is no longer queen. Where is snooze?

8:40AM: third alarm. I really hate her.

8:41AM: groan/yawn/put it music to attempt to wake up

8:43AM: discover that not syncing your playlist since like July affects your quality of life and all the old songs are really terrible.

9:26AM: oh god, i have a meeting at 10.

9:27AM: it’s by Gage

9:28AM: why

9:32AM: yesterday’s jeans are okay, right?

9:33AM: I’ll take the bird that just flew by my window as a sign that, yes, that is okay with the universe.

9:45AM: la dee doo. gettin’ ready to leave, i might be on time zomg

9:46AM: notice resident’s alarm clock going off three doors down.

9:47AM: scream internally

9:48AM: go deal with said alarm clock

9:56AM: why did that take so long?

9:57AM: ooh, maybe community shuttle

9:59AM: -see community shuttle drive by me-

10:00AM: lol gonna be late h8rs

10:21AM: walk into great dane and apologize profusely. i look fashionable late, right?

10:21AM and-a-half: sort of, but not really.

11:47AM: leave meeting for class

12:00PM: prof makes awkward joke

12:07PM: prof makes really awkward joke

12:10PM: prof is now role-playing

12:10PM and-a-half: he just jumped. wut.

12:12PM: this prof may be the next supreme and i am scared for the future

12:30PM: I wish I had brought food

12:32PM: regret not stealing prof’s diet coke that one day. i could’ve saved it for today.

12:45PM: prof talks about handing exam back

12:45PM and-a-half: lol if i failed that exam lol lol lol such joke much return of doge

1:00PM: walk out with slight hesitation of which door to use (but the one on the left has less people ugh but it’s far)

1:15PM: meet up with ella and end up going to totem for lunch

2:07PM: ella’s wrap fell apart. it’s the beginning of the apocalypse. run.

2:30PM: try to find TAs email for crwr (with ella in tow)

2:45PM: go to menchies

3:02PM: acquire menchies. with pumpkin pie froyo. ’tis the season.

3:15PM: walk back, holla back

4:01PM: arrive to 4 o’clock meeting.

5:00PM: finish meeting

5:07PM: go lie on bed. i am dog. woof

6:17PM: go acquire dinner. there’s a baked pasta thing?

6:18PM: it’s more like baked vegetables with a side of pasta?

6:48PM: depart and run to sub for blank vinyl project event

6:57PM: meet sofia. hi sofia.

7:09PM: arrive fashionably(?) late

7:09PM and-a-half: yeah, okay, i AM wearing the same outfit. will i ever be fashionably late?

7:13PM: acquire cocoa moo with marshmallows

7:16PM: try to look cool

7:18PM: schmooze

7:24PM: work the room

7:32PM: work it girl

7:45PM: say my goodbyes

7:47PM: wave like the queen

7:47PM and-a-half: might be late

7:55PM: sprint

7:59PM: stroll into totem commons for RA sign-in

8:05PM: play it cool

8:07PM: ice ice baby

8:15PM: arrive back in room

8:30PM: maybe i should do work?

8:45PM: hahahahahahahahhaha what

9:00PM: say hi to sarah from 6th floor

9:12PM: start writing a break-up poem

9:14PM: deliberate word choice, enjambment, overall emotions

9:15PM: consider crying

9:16PM: nah existential crisis

9:35PM: lol

9:59PM: emotions are weird

10:07PM: begin 10 o’clock rounds

10:15PM: why are you playing sam smith? i don’t need this.

10:32PM: return to room

10:35PM: my peppermint tea is cold

10:36PM: i didn’t take my multi-vitamin

10:39PM: consider blogging

11:01PM: yeah maaaaaybe

11:55PM: goodnight, internet.

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