Majorian

A Majorian is a rare creature that you would come across at the University of British Columbia. Often seen in and around the Sauder and Mathematics buildings, these creatures are hard to find and away from society. With this being said, when one comes across a Majorian, they must be cautious because the Majorian is often pent up with stress because of their workload, or because of their applications for summer internships.

The Majorian seems robotic in nature, and tends to be very efficient on its exposure to sunlight and its route from place to place. Whether it be on their way to their parking spot or their third year Economics course, they likely have their hood up and their AirPods in, on the phone closing a deal of some kind.

Although these Majorians have busy schedules and a dependency on alcohol, similar to other UBC students, the key difference between the two groups are that the Majorians often only interact with other Majorians, so you shouldn’t fear running into them on campus – because they’re harmless to those that are not Majorians.

Majorians inhabit more environments other than just the UBC Vancouver campus too – they also inhabit downtown office buildings, corporate offices, and rented apartments, which all stem from their Majorian status.

Majorians may revert back into a UBC student, depending on their grades. If a Majorian’s GPA drops, they may lose their Majorian status and major in a subject other than Business.

A Majorian is a common beast on campus, and one should proceed with as much caution when approached or when approaching, as they do with any other student on campus.