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Oh, Snap!

As I will have to return to being a patron of the Vancouver Public Transportation system very soon, I thought I would spend a moment to reflect on my last experience on the bus, which was during the midst of the blizzard of 2008.

I took the bus a total of 6 times, and on no less than 3 occasions, I was forced to abandon the bus because it was stuck. Was the bus stuck because it was caught in the snow? No. Was the bus stuck because a car/bus/truck/etc. was stuck or had an accident ahead of us? No. Was the bus stuck because a trolley bus broke down ahead? Hell yeah!

On all three times the bus driver forced me and my fellow passengers to abandon the bus, a trolley bus had broken down ahead. More specifically, the cable atop the trolley bus had snapped off. One time when I was on the 99B-line, I actually witnessed a cable snap off a No. 17 bus while it was making a right turn. I feel that I have experienced enough trolley bus failures to make the generalization that they break down faster during a winter storm than Sarah Palin during a sit-down interview (zing!!!!!!…..oh no he didn’t!).

I wish I had been able to take a better picture, but the scene is invariably quite chaotic when a bus is abandoned. My fellow passengers and I are scrambling about, elbowing each other, yelling into cellphones, as we try to find another means of conveyance. It is reminiscent of the scene from The War of The Worlds when everyone is rushing to catch the last ferry, except Dakota Fanning isn’t screaming in the background, and instead of huge alien robots, everyone is running from a 2-inch thick piece of cable lying motionless on the ground.

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Experience the Seawest Lounge!

On your next ferry trip between Swartz Bay and Tsawwassen, why reduce yourself to sitting with average joes, joe sixpacks, and mavericks such as myself when, for just $10, you can sit in the lap of luxury in the new exclusive Seawest lounge.

Nothing, I mean NOTHING, reaffirms your status as an upper class high rolling big spender like shelling out 10 dollars to be caged in a glass room away from weirdos like me.

Are you thirsty? We have all sorts of tasty drinks (non-alcoholic, selection is subject to what we have). Want some reading material? We’ve gotz a wide selection of magazines (second hand from our affliate medical offices) on hand for your amusement. Hungry? Ahem..well….you’ll have to get in line at White Spot like eveyone else. But…but….if it’s your birthday or something we can totally make our staff sing you a song.

As an added bonus, if you choose to stay with us while the ferry docks, walk-on passengers will line up outside our facility and gawk at you envy you.

Sidenote: as a patron of BC ferries for 2 decades, the improvement that I dearly yearned for was definitely a high-brow private lounge…..not for less delays/cancellations or a reduction in fares…..definitely a private lounge….well done BC Ferries!

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Good Morning!!

Views from my room window. It’s Saturday so the construction crews aren’t working today.

Most people are woken up by the sound of their alarm clocks, some by their spouse/partner/equivalent, and some even by the crowing of roosters – aka cocks (giggity!) – I, like many other residents of the Marine Drive Dorm, am woken up by the cacophony of construction sounds outside my bedroom window at 7:30am sharp every weekday morning. (see pic above)

Initially, I regarded this as a mild nuisance, but now I have become accustomed….even attached…to the construction noise that starts at 7:30am every weekday morning. While others may hear jackhammers, forklifts, etc., I have come to regard our 7:30am ritual as ubc housing’s way of gently nudging me to get out of bed, giving me a warm hug, and sending me off to start my day. I got so much done this semester, probably because I was encouraged to get out of bed so early.

This morning, like most weekends, the construction crews weren’t working. Perhaps out of habit, I woke up at 7:30 this morning to the eiree silence outside the building. I freaked out a bit initially, and I got to thinking: in an insane, weird, totally abnormal way, I am really going to miss the construction noise when they finish that building….

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