A few weeks ago, we presented a flowchart to help you choose your AMS Prince Charming. In a bout of equal opportunity, we’re presenting to you a lovely flowchart to help you find your AMS Princess. (Editor’s note: due to the lack of visible females involved in hackery, and due to popular demand, we have included our cute little faces).

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So, who was YOUR Princess? See what the results say after the jump. (For those not fluent in Princess-speak, the below goes left to right)

Princess Aurora aka Sleeping Beauty aka Natalie Swift: Oh, Prince Philip! Like Briar Rose, Natalie is a lover of nature and enjoys time in the forest. If you are swift and nimble and looking forward to getting au naturale in some pine needles, this girl is right for you. If you can arouse her….from her sleep. First dance lyrics: “I know you, I danced with you once upon a dream.”

Princess Jasmine aka Samantha Jung: This sexual, headstrong princess will whip your Aladdin into gear. There’s a reason Jasmine is the most featured Princess- she knows how to get what she wants, both in the newsroom and the bedroom. After all, who else could out wit and out sex Jafar? Wedding night lyrics: “I’m like a shooting star, I’ve come so far.”

Snow White aka Kai: While she may be petite like Snow White, this fair maiden can whip seven dudes to follow every sashay of her sexy hips. So, dear Prince, look for Ms. White/Green in your favourite karaoke bar apple orchard for some tainted love, or heave some heigh-ho to impress. Er, queigh-ho? Baby making lyrics: “Just do your best and take a rest and sing yourself a song.”

Beauty aka Belle aka Taylor: This avid reader and nerd at heart has a tendency to attract some Gaston like characters (read: stalkers), so if you are her sexy Beast , be our guest. Like Belle, Taylor speaks her mind and is quite loud (roommates, beware), but she will accept your beastly chest hair and befriend all your friends..like the teapot and candlestick. Hook up lyrics: “Barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectantly.”

Mulan aka Crystal Hon: This warrior princess knows how to go into a battlefield of men and come out not only alive, but respecting human rights at the same time. For her Shang, the ability to get down, work hard, and produce delighting results (you can thank us later) makes this Princess a true legend. Not to mention she has an impeccable wardrobe. Cheque signing lyrics: “There’s a heart that must be free to fly, that burns with a need to know the reason why.”

Cinderella aka Ekat Dovjenko: Be prepared for a whole lot of fairy godmother (hint hint roleplay) with this beautiful blonde. The strong Commerce maiden has a soft side for humanity, and if you’re her Tsar Prince Charming, get ready to handle her determination- be it in finding a gown for a ball, or building a new SUB. First date lyrics: “If you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.”

The Little Mermaid aka Princess Ariel aka Dia Montgomery: We all know how fierce Dia is, and her ability to rock a mean french twist has alot of men wanting to tumble in the SUB Council Chambers with her (we eavesdrop). If you are, indeed, her Prince Eric, you must be willing to handle her need to get wet from time to time (after all, she is a mythical creature- unlike unicorns). Honeymoon lyrics: “I’ve got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty, I’ve got who’s-its and what’s-its galore.”

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