Jack:
- Most days I go the Starbucks.
- I order a Grande Pike Place Roast.
- It’s so stupid that I can’t remember the additions.
- It’s importantly to know that it’s a double cream and one half of Splenda.
- By now the baristas know me.
- My wife looks at me and shakes her head.
- I need to write down my coffee order. (check in next time how it went)