Jack:

  • Most days I go the Starbucks.
  • I order a Grande Pike Place Roast.
  • It’s so stupid that I can’t remember the additions.
  • It’s importantly to know that it’s a double cream and one half of Splenda.
  • By now the baristas know me.
  • My wife looks at me and shakes her head.
  • I need to write down my coffee order. (check in next time how it went)