When I moved to BC, I developed this weird thing where food likes to get stuck in my throat. And it never goes away. It’s so strange. Did I upset the BC gods or something?

Dear BC gods,

I do not like having my Java Chip Frappicino stuck in my throat. Usually water would resolve this issue but my body is a noncooperative. Please give me some other newly developed quality like cracking my knuckles. I’ve never been a fan of that, but I’d trade it up to get rid of the Starbucks in my throat.

Thanks, some girl named Erica.

Well… At least my acne decided to clear up in BC. That’s a plus.