How to Effectively Procrastinate

I once read somewhere that the most intelligent people are the ones that procrastinate the most. Why not procrastinate? If you wait longer to study you will be older, and therefore wiser. =P As a chief procrastinator here is a list of my favorite ways to pass the time and effectively do nothing. *Unfortunately my computer has given up the ghost, which is making studying that much more difficult (I actually have to go out of my room to get internet). Which means that when I finally do get internet I spent a lot more time catching up on facebook and emails, than actually doing my work… eeek!

1. Go on Facebook

2. Check email

3. Check mailbox

4. Get food

5. Get more food

6. Decorate your room with paper snowflakes

7. Decide to go running

8. Get all ready to go running and then decide that you really need to study

9. Then get all your stuff together to go to the library

10. Decide to go for a run again

11. …Never end up at the library

12. Go buy groceries, snacks e.t.c. anything you might need to study properly

13. Invite all your friends over to bake cookies, collectively procrastinating is the best.

14. Watch a couple of Disney movies

15. Decide to sell your textbooks, spend some time figuring that out

16. Draw out a studying schedule

17. Fail to meet the demands of your studying schedule… redraw the studying schedule

18. Think about all the things that you will do once exams are over

19. Check out UBC Blogsquad

20. Look at Vista for a while

21. Calculate all of your potential marks for each course

22. Text some people, complaining about all your work

23. Go to sleep

24. Paint your nails

25. Make some hot chocolate

26. Look at youtube videos

27. Make Christmas lists!!!

28. Make a gingerbread house… eat the gingerbread house.

29. Write some emails to long lost friends

30. Write a blogpost =P

Once you have finally completed all of the things on this list, it is probably the day of your exam. You are probably wondering how on earth you managed to waste all the time you had set out of studying and are now are freaking out, trying to figure out if there is any way you can stop time, turn into someone else for the day, stop the exam from happening e.t.c. Don’t worry, in a couple of hours the exam will be over and guess what? After that you get to complete the procrastination cycle again!!!

Please feel free to add any of your favourite ways of procrastinating. We all know that there are people out there who need help with this essential life skill!

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