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#086: [insert witty statement here]

December 11th, 2009 by Mary Leong
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Currently listening to: “Paper Gangsta” – Lady GaGa

As we flail in the throes of examtime, I want to hear all your best (worst) intellectual puns and jokes! Erudition is fun!

This gem from Overheard at UBC was too good to pass up.

“How many free market economists does it take to change a lightbulb?”
“How many?”
“None, the Market would have done it already if it needed replacement.”

Ahahahahah. I don’t know about you guys, but I definitely laughed for a solid minute (or two) at that one. Ah, geekery.

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#085: Some last thoughts

December 8th, 2009 by Mary Leong
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Currently listening to: “I Hate Camera” – The Bird and the Bee

I shan’t be redundant and reiterate what’s already all over the interwebs, so I shall simply direct you to my good friend the Ubyssey, before presenting some last thoughts on all this.

Yes, it was messy, it was dirty, and it was a complete trainwreck. But it got students thinking. We could ask if it really took something this drastic to draw attention from students, especially about something which ought to be at the forefront of our minds. Indeed, we could ask if this would have happened if there had been higher levels of student involvement to begin with. All this bodes very interestingly for the upcoming AMS elections, which you can bet this blogger will be scruntinizing closely.

On a separate note, last night’s meeting was characterized by polar opposites when it came to expression. Eloquence battled with utter lack of decorum: as impressed as I am with the level of thought and effort placed into some statements, I continue to be baffled by the amount of rudeness exhibited. Hooting and shouting and booing punctuated by shrill giggling at any contrary opinion, particularly from one side of this divide. Hint: Heckling doesn’t change opinions; there is generally simply a sense of great unprofessionalism all around.

Well, it’s all well done, but the aftermath lives: we shall see how this all pans out in the long run.

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#084: Of studying, or lack thereof

December 7th, 2009 by Mary Leong
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Currently listening to: “21 Guns” – American Idiot: The Musical (Berkley Rep. Cast)

At this rate, I am going to have to forcibly plunk myself in the library where it will be publicly unacceptable to play the ukulele instead of studying lest the masses descend screaming bloody murder. In fact, there are many, many benefits to studying in various libraries, and public spaces in general. I shall procrastinate by elaborating.

Really Fantastic Places to Study:

1. The Pendulum
Great pastries and coffee to accompany major paper-writing sessions. The peanut butter squares are particularly delectable. Drip coffee is good and cheap, as is the rest of the food selection. Aim for the table in the corner way at the back for ample book-sprawling room. Also great for people-watching.

2. The Boulevard
Two words: hot chocolate. I don’t know how they make it so good. Wait till it quietens down a little around 5 pm as the Boulevard is usually fairly packed during lunchtime/the 3 pm rush. And if you’re lucky, you might be able to monopolize a couch near the outlets for the rest of the evening.

3. Music Library, if you can find it
Ensconce yourself in one of the little cubicles towards the back where all the ancient music scores are. The musty smell of old books definitely sets the tone (no pun intended!) of Being Academic and Proper. Cram to the tune of someone playing some symphonic bit or other. It’s like having a live professional orchestra there- oh, wait.

4. Buchanan B: the pretty lounge-y areas with benches inscribed with witty statements
High-ish traffic passing through means that people shoot you highly unamused looks as you start to get antsy and begin wandering around in a distracted manner. On the same note, I suppose some people find the silent rooms in Irving quite useful too, though I’ve always found them a little too disconcertingly quiet for my taste.

Check back later for my post on Why Studying in Public Places is So Much More Effective. I assure you, it will be written in a fit of equal distraction. Meanwhile, let me direct you to F*** Yeah, Protest, and Failbook

Have fun, dearies. Don’t stay up too late.

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#083: Remarks on Retail Christmas

December 4th, 2009 by Mary Leong
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Currently listening to: “C’est ma terre” – Christophe Maé

Having being exposed to Retail Christmas for the past month or so, I’m officially tired of it. Enough is enough. Retail Christmas is a scourge that seems to magically kick in the-night-after-Halloween, and threatens to ruin Real Christmas with its armies of limpid tinsel and squeaky carols. Now, contrary to my darling roommate (who has decided to call me Scrooge and threatens to purchase me a Santa hat), I am not opposed to happiness, joy, and Christmas. Far from it! I may not have Advent calendars galore (which melt anyway, due to our overheated apartment), but I am very much a proponent of the Real Christmas Spirit. Case in point: I fully intend on decorating the apartment for Christmas/Winter Solstice in due time – an event I am greatly excited about, so feel free to join in! Also, Christmas baked treats are definitely superior to those of other festivals…mmm, gingerbread and sugar cookies… The issue with Retail Christmas is the excess, god, the excess! Without even passing comment on the sheer hedonism and materialism of Retail Christmas, the sheer length of the season is in itself weary and more importantly, completely unnecessary. We don’t feel the need for a two-month lead-up to Thanksgiving; why should Christmas be any different? Thanksgiving doesn’t get enough love. How do you think fans of Thanksgiving feel that we’re spending all this time and money on Christmas?? And thank god there’s no two-month lead-up to Valentine’s Day. I’m pretty sure the irrational dislike I have for Retail Christmas could be much averted if it weren’t so ridiculously long. So, I am incredibly thankful for Finals (I never thought I’d be) which allows me to stay far, far away from work for the next few weeks. It’s time to reclaim back sanity sans Santa.

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#082: Further notes on the UN debacle…

November 30th, 2009 by Mary Leong
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Currently listening to: “Here It Goes Again” – ok go

This email emerged in my inbox about an hour ago. I have taken the liberty of print-screening it and uploading it here. (Click to enlarge to read full text and witness rubbish Photoshop underlining.)

not appropriate!

I pause to point out the irony that this email was sent out with an AMS header.

In any case, classic example of framing the issue for something it isn’t. With this email, from which I shall quote liberally,

“…your AMS Student Council is seeking to impeach your elected AMS President, Blake Frederick and Vice-President of External Affairs, Tim Chu who are taking action against the high cost of education,”

Frederick is trying to make the issue one of tuition costs by diverting attention away from the inappropriate manner in which he “took action”. Deliberately blurring the lines between procedure and policy by making the issue about One Man’s Crusade to Lower Tuition, he confuses readers about the reasons which led to the AMS council’s call for his resignation. By looking at all the surface arguments presented, it’s hard to disagree. Nobody likes higher tuition costs! Here’s someone doing something about it! Who wouldn’t agree with that? And that is precisely what this email is trying to do – trying to make students sympathetic to his cause. Look, Freddy (can I call you Freddy?) I don’t like higher tuition, but I also don’t like how you didn’t ask people what they thought about it…and went off to the United freaking Nations about it by yourself and then called it an AMS decision. The situation needs to be described in clear terms, which this email fails at doing. Without stating my own opinions on impeachment, the more we allow this to be misrepresented as an issue surrounding lowering tuition, the further we drift from the fact that the recall is about the undemocractic means by which he decided to act. Case in point: as a strong proponent of left-wing ideas (and it dismays me that this debate seems to be heading down the Right vs. Left alley), I would simply like to point out the “democracy” in “social democracy”.

“The reason why he is being recalled is because he circumvented the AMS. He never came to us to present the human rights complaint for debate, and by neglecting to do so he took away the representation of students through their elected officials. The AMS is a democratic institution where all directors come together to debate issues and then proceed with policies that pass with a majority vote. The issue of tuition has nothing to do with Blake’s or Tim’s recall. It is their actions that council is judging.”
– Katherine Tyson, Arts Representative

Frederick implores readers to write their AMS representatives with their opinions on tuition fees. I, too, would like you to do so: write them about tuition fees, as it is definitely an important issue facing students, and I am all for reduced tuition fees. But also write them about what you think about all these shenanigans and let them know how you’d like them to proceed.

EDIT: Case in point: the new profile picture of the Facebook group opposing impeachment. As previously stated, this is not about the supposed preferences some people have for higher tuition fees vs. the preference for lower tuition. Must we exhaust the point?

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