Category: Advice From A Pineapple
what not to do in college
Toronto In Twenty Dollars
Ten minutes before departure, I realised that I have only a twenty dollar bill in my pocket. I started making a list of the things that I can’t forget to take on my trip to Toronto the same day I…
How Hank Gets a 100 in midterms
Oh Hank, how do you do it? Hank represents all the students who got a 100, ‘effortlessly’, while I, after crumpling up my social life into a ball and throwing it away, ended up with…(lets keep a little bit of…
How do prepare for Midterm II
What, again? But I just failed last week. Can I at least get a break before I fail again? Before we can get over the traumatic experience that the first midterm showered us with, the second midterm starts knocking on the…
A cockroach kissed my buttocks!
I crept under the sheets, too tired to change my battered clothes. I had just returned from the war; the one where my cholesterol clad arteries rebelled against my diet of raw cake batter. Cake batter won, DUH! I was…
Chapter One.
1 I stared at the bulge in my father’s throat, hoping to find a spot where If I slit, he would suffer the most. The Adam’s apple that was supposed to make him a man had failed. He had remained…
Introduction.
a cup of tea ‘I didn’t want their last memories to be of cold dead bodies in a black body bag. I also didn’t want his last memory to be that of where he swore that I was picked up…