There’s not a lot else to be said.
The letters are in the right places, but the shift, tab and enter keys are all caddywhompus. I was going to do my writing today on one of the big-screen Macs in the lounge at the top of the ziggurat, um, I mean Student Union Building, but I type 120 words per minute on my laptop keyboard and approximately three and a half words per minute on a British keyboard (the rest of the minute goes to muttering obscenities at the screen over my inability not to drop a line every time I mean to capitalize a letter).
But the good news is that a.) the lounge also has comfy couches and power outlets for my laptop, and b.) it’s one floor above several very cheap sources of caffeine.
Also, yes, the rugby match has started and I’ve never seen campus so quiet.
They’re perfectly fine, you’re just mean.
We invented keyboards. You just appropriated them and moved the enter and tab keys around.