“Disendorsed” is a new feature we’ll be running throughout the elections season, and possibly onward as student politicans continue to fail and old hacks continue to make fun of their petty failures. Ain’t student involvement grand?
DISENDORSEMENT: Jeff Abeysekera
DISENDORSED BY: Jeff Abeysekera
“jumping_jeff_flash” (he has gas? gas? gas?) tried to put up an AMA on the /r/ubc subreddit which managed to get a whopping 0 upvotes and 4 downvotes so far. ZERO upvotes? What the fuck? Reddit automatically awards one upvote (from the post’s authour) to every. single. submission. That means Jeff has managed remove the upvote on his own post. When you don’t think asking yourself questions is a worthwhile endeavour, what does that say about your candidacy?
Luckily for us all, he did answer the one question posted, “How do you pronounce your last name?” Now, when people ask “Who’s the guy whose platform consists of four meaningless and patronizing buzzwords?” [Jay Shah’s campaign would phrase it thusly: technology. integration. social. media.] you can respond knowingly with “Jeff. Jeff uh-bay-say-ker-ah” rather than just “uh, that Jeff guy, I think?”
Conclusion: As the kids would say, “fail.” DISENDORSED.
I tried to link an image into the above comment, but it didn’t post. See here: http://imgur.com/s415AlT
[Ed note: This is the best reply ever because it’s a) funny; b) under Jeff’s own name; c) not a ‘disendorsement.’ Full marks all around.]
I’m just going to leave this here for Jeff… http://i.imgur.com/TcHM7Fn.jpg