What, again? But I just failed last week. Can I at least get a break before I fail again? Before we can get over the traumatic experience that the first midterm showered us with, the second midterm starts knocking on the…
That was sodium Funny!
tales from a tiny person living in a big city, with a punny twist.
Author: Jebzii
I am a tiny 18 year old with big dreams, in a big city. I like to eat, and dance in the rain. My goal in life is to make you fall in love with me, through my words.
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Man with two brains
What happens when the bridge(corpus callosum) between the two hemispheres gets cut? Our brains have two identical parts – The right hemisphere and the left hemisphere. The right hemisphere is responsible for controlling the left side of the body, and…
The LPI test
What is the LPI? The Language Proficiency Index (LPI) is an English language test of reading and writing. (More info at: What is the LPI?) The LPI test is taken by the students who do not meet the Course Entry Requirements…
Coffee, meet my Bum.
Is that coffee on your….? You might think that its your lucky day if it starts by someone offering you free coffee. BUT YOUR’E WRONG! It is not your lucky day. In fact, this might even be the most…
Where Do You See Yourself in the Next Four Years?
Riding a unicorn to the moon. Admit it, we have all dreamt about riding unicorns in space at some point in our lives — some did it when they were young, and unfortunately for some of us, we…
If Flannels Could Speak
Hello there! So Zeba is busy having a nervous breakdown over ONE lost hair band. Can you believe that girl? How is she going to live in that big city all alone if she can’t even…
A cockroach kissed my buttocks!
I crept under the sheets, too tired to change my battered clothes. I had just returned from the war; the one where my cholesterol clad arteries rebelled against my diet of raw cake batter. Cake batter won, DUH! I was…
How to make the easiest grilled chicken ever!
Those of you who were present at our sale in 2013 at Sunnydale will probably remember eating this. This is a family recipe, and we have been making this for decades now. Quite frankly, this is the simplest recipe for grilled…
Chapter One.
1 I stared at the bulge in my father’s throat, hoping to find a spot where If I slit, he would suffer the most. The Adam’s apple that was supposed to make him a man had failed. He had remained…
Introduction.
a cup of tea ‘I didn’t want their last memories to be of cold dead bodies in a black body bag. I also didn’t want his last memory to be that of where he swore that I was picked up…
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