Roman Holiday

We remade Roman Holiday (1953).

Aubrey Hepburn sticks her hand in the Mouth of Truth:

Rachel sticks her hand in the Mouth of Truth:

I stick my hand in the Mouth of Truth:

Aubrey Hepburn buys shoes:

Rachel buys shoes:

(I buy a keychain):

Aubrey Hepburn drinks champagne in front of the Pantheon:

Rachel drinks champagne in front of the Pantheon:

I drink champagne in front of the Pantheon:

(…and the waiter mistakes me for Rachel’s mother.)

Aubrey Hepburn eats gelato on the Spanish Steps:

Rachel eats gelato on the Spanish Steps:

(I don’t eat gelato on the Spanish Steps because I don’t like gelato. We belatedly spot policemen kicking people out for eating on the steps. Rachel doesn’t get caught because her overpriced artisan gelato is so tiny you’d need binoculars to see it from where the policemen are standing.)

 

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