So you know how humans are like 18% carbon? I’m pretty sure Brits are at least 18% canned pineapple.
Things in which I have unexpectedly encountered canned pineapple in Aberdare:
-carrot salad
-rice salad
-salad salad
-mince pie
-stir-fry
-curry
-yogurt
-casserole
-veggie lasagne
I was outraged to find canned pineapple in my lamb tagine tonight. I thought I had strategically picked the one item in the buffet that could be trusted.