Canned Pineapple Is The New Carbon

So you know how humans are like 18% carbon? I’m pretty sure Brits are at least 18% canned pineapple.

Things in which I have unexpectedly encountered canned pineapple in Aberdare:

-carrot salad

-rice salad

-salad salad

-mince pie

-stir-fry

-curry

-yogurt

-casserole

-veggie lasagne

I was outraged to find canned pineapple in my lamb tagine tonight. I thought I had strategically picked the one item in the buffet that could be trusted.

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