Some highlights from today’s lecture on the ties between Welsh geography and mythology (remember, these must be read in the plummiest possible British accent):
“Giants’ mothers tend to be normal-sized. You have to be careful about applying too much logic here.”
“The Northern Welsh have a word for the Southern Welsh which translates basically to ‘you lot.’ Welsh national unity is at its strongest during rugby matches against England.”
“He was the Knight of her Bedchamber—which is not nearly as saucy as it sounds. It was more like a private secretary. Though it does grow racier when he marries her…”