Brits can make anything sound intelligent, even things like:
(This will be a running list)
“You shut the lid and the toilet goes all airplane-crazy and flushes.”
—a Brit explaining the toilets in the Percival building
“As a matter of cultural pride, all street signs are bilingual English and Welsh. You will find that most Welshmen are fluent in street sign.”
—the Welsh professor
“I WAS PICKING UP A MELON AND I GOT JUMP SCARED BY A FECKING GHOUL.”
—I have no idea
“It smells like undergraduate in here.”
—History professor