They should really not let me in Sephora.

Because I tend to be the person who does ridiculous stuff like this: Example A.

Yup, that’s right. I’m the girl who paints her whole hand funky colours using the tester bottles. What’s worse is the fact that this isn’t even the first time I’ve done this. Nope. Fully knowing that I was going to Pacific Centre, I actually shaped my nails on purpose with the intention of having a little fun in one of the most awesomest make-up shops. The best part are the nail colours. Introducing: Cover Me in Petals, Social Climber with Flurry Up Top Coat, Charge It, Fancy Schmancy, Dating the Drummer. Now those names are pretty awesome, but I thought I’d make up my own. Starting from the left: The Pink that No Matter How Poorly You Paint Me on It still looks Professional, Lady Gaga in a Bottle, Take that Midas My Nails are Gold, (skip that finger and on to my personal favourite), Ke$ha Vomit.

There’s just something about malls at this time of the year. The decorations, the bells jingling, the holiday music in stores. And there’s like ribbon – everywhere. Not to mention free gift wrapping at many locations. Hello!

Some people can’t stand the bustle of shoppers, but if you’re not distracted by the holly and ivy everywhere maybe you’re into people watching like me. I like to look at the bags people are holding as they stroll through the mall, the people they are with. Just making observations. Maybe it’s the ethnographer in me, observing others.

One thing I noticed and was wondering about is why is Sephora so packed with women? Is our materialism heightened this time of year? Or do we feel so inadequate and pressured to impress that we must cover our faces with artificial products? And it’s not just make-up. Lately, I’ve been hearing so many girls on my floor go on about how they’re gaining weight. Now some people seem totally unaffected. But I also overheard a conversation in the caf about these girls fasting and dieting and trying to detox their body but they sounded completely self-absorbed and obsessed with their weight and their figure.

Girls, we need to feel beautiful just the way we are. In fact, I’ve been blasting (the glee version) of Bruno Mars’ song Just The Way You Are

Let’s just try to keep active in whatever way possible. If you just make a conscious effort, little by little, you’ll feel so much better. In the words of Elle Woods, from Legally Blonde “Exercise releases endorphins, endorphins makes you happy and happy people just don’t kill their husbands”.

One way to be active and have fun AND (bonus!) be social is to go skating at Thunderbird Arena! There’s quite a few public skate times during the week and renting skates is only $3.50. It’s definitely not too packed on a Friday night so if you don’t feel like partying it up you should come check it out. I went last night and had a total blast with the girls on my floor.

Closing note: You’re beautiful. Guys, you’re amazing just the way you are too.

Keep it awesome, mes cheries.

Dear My True Love,

I can’t seem to find the Partridge in a pear tree that you sent me.

But I don’t expect to find it until December 25th, which is (contrary to popular belief) the first day of Christmas in accordance to the song The Twelve Days of Christmas. Most people thinks it starts today, but in reality the twelve days actually start on Christmas Day and ends on the eve of Epiphany. I’m not going to pretend like I know everything about these 12 days in particular. There’s always wikipedia for those of you who are interested.

Point is – it’s December 1st. Crazy! I know. Where has all the time gone?

And I love it because everyone is in such a happy joyful Christmas (politically correct Holiday) mood. Starbucks has got the red cups. The radio is allowed to play songs like It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year. But in truth, that just makes me think of the Staples commerical of kids going back to school.

YouTube Preview Image

Haha, I love it.

Totem got a little dash of holiday spirit last weekend with th Totem Park Semi-Formal and Snow Ball. I must say that I loved the decorations and the food was great. For once, the caf was very extra extra read all about it generous with the portions. I hope I wasn’t the only one prego with food baby afterwards. I can’t believe there’s still chocolate cake left overs in the caf. C’mon people, how can you resist!? It’s 85 cents with your meal card! Doooooo it.

The Food Services Staff even got dressed up too. It’s always nice seeing how people, especially the opposite sex (wink wink) can clean up. Talking about clean up. Hollla Movember is over! Thank goodness. Not saying I don’t support Prostate Cancer awareness but I have a friend who actually “Just-For-Men”-ed his blonde stache because people could not appreciate his fully grown peach fuzz. Props to all the guys out there that stuck it out for the month. I know it’s some male pride thing. I’ll have you know that I did make a fake stache and wore it… for about an hour.

What was I talking about? Snow Ball was lots of fun. It’s really interesting the affinity some people have for dancing on a stage. There’s squares that are lighting up and everyone must somehow find their way onto one because it’s like OMG! instant fame. I don’t know. But the icicles from the ceiling and fake snow made me feel like I was in some Gossip Girl episode from season two. (Okay so I looked it up and specifically 2×12 “It’s a Wonderful Lie” when the gang go to the *gasp* Snowflake Ball).

Anyways. Cheers to the last few days of actual classes everyone! I’ll still be blogging during the exam period. Goodluck with the studying. Since silent hours are starting soon (and my RA is on my back because of my loud mouth – I’m really really really really sorry I can’t help it Twig* if you’re reading this!) it looks like blogging will be my way of speaking out!

I’ll just have to imagine I’m doing the Vow all over again. (A post to come on that soon enough).

Yours truly. Love,

Ned

*Real name changed to protect privacy – sortofish.