What Did I Just Eat? Part 3

It was dessert again, theoretically. Fiona said it looked like a zombie, which is one of those things you can’t unsee. It was mucus-colored, stringy and slimy, with some kind of grave-dirt topping. I have been informed it was rhubarb crumble, but it tasted like…zombie.

I Benefit From Somebody Else’s Lent

There was chocolate cake for dessert in the dining hall tonight. It’s the first chocolate I’ve laid eyes on in Aberdare, and I immediately fell about replenishing my chocolate cells. I ate one piece, waited till 6:15 when we’re allowed to get seconds, ate another piece, and sat there looking hungry until Dora gave me …

Strange Salad

…and by strange, I mean there is no canned pineapple in it. There does, however, appear to be apple, curry powder, cold steamed spinach, raisins, and peanuts.

What Did I Just Eat? Part 2

It was dessert…I think. It looked like bark, tasted like hazelnut, had the consistency of chocolate mousse, and according to the allergen information, contained pear. ——Update—— I have been informed it was flan. I remain skeptical.

Testing, testing, 1…2…3…

I *think* I reduced the size. Is this picture blurry? …yes, but that’s because I was like, this picture is 3024 x 4024 pixels…Let’s make it 3.02 x 4.02! Note to self: Upload pictures as normal. Hit “Edit.” Go to “Aspect Ratio.” Go to the two little boxes that have four-digit numbers in them. Put …

I Can Upload More Photos

The UBC Service Desk explained to me why my storage space is full after only a little over a hundred photos. It’s because they’ve been uploading as ginormous hi-def files. That’s the good news. The bad news is that I have no idea how to make them smaller. Update: Okay, I think I figured it …

Morbid Ruminations on Yesterday’s Earthquake

You may have seen the news about the 4.4-magnitude earthquake that hit southwest England yesterday. Tremors were felt as far as Cornwall. The epicenter was in Swansea, Cardiff’s biggest rugby rival. Even though Cardiff is closer to Swansea than Cornwall is, no one I’ve spoken to in Cardiff felt a thing. As a Portlander probably …

I Have A Superpower

It is the power to summon the bus I need by walking away from the bus stop. After my Caerphilly visit, I needed to catch Bus 26 back to Cardiff. After standing at the bus stop for forty minutes, I gave up, figured the Bus 26 runs different routes on Saturdays, and started walking to …

Caerphilly Castle

I finally made it to Caerphilly Castle today. Caerphilly is the second-largest castle in Britain, built in the 1270s by the Marcher Lord “Red Gilbert” de Clare (a very nasty character according to Wikipedia). King Edward returned from the crusades, having hit upon the brilliant idea of building a castle with concentric defenses, only to …

Have Some More Castle Photos

I apologize for not doing anything egregiously stupid lately other than losing my bat skull zipper pull. In lieu of amusing commentary, here are some more Cardiff pictures. Here’s Pettigrew Tea Room, which is in the old Victorian gatehouse at one end of Bute Park. If I wasn’t a.) broke and b.) pathetically alone, I’d …

I’m Not Very Good At This Whole Starving Student Thing

I was really trying to rough it this semester. I figured there’s no point accumulating a bunch of things I won’t have room in my suitcase for at the end of the semester. But after three weeks of institutional lighting, I finally broke down and bought an eight-pound lamp for my room. Happiness is a lampshade that …

Office Guerrilla Warfare

In two weeks, a number of Cardiff faculty and lecturers intend to go on strike to protest a proposed slash to their pensions. The university’s response has been to ignore the strike and proceed as if nothing is happening. Our Cleopatra professor, at the start of class, told us that the newsletter that Cardiff University …

My Kingdom For A Bus!

My plans to go to Caerphilly, second-largest castle in Britain, were scuppered today by my lack of one more pound coin to make the three-pounds-eighty exact change for a bus fare. While I was slinking to Barker Coffee with my laptop (knowing that by the time I broke my five-pound bill on an americano, it’d …

Where is Belarus? Ooh, Chocolate

My eyes may be bigger than my stomach, but my wallet luckily is not. While taking out my garbage this morning, my nose lured me into the Music Library (the one that shares a building with Aberdare), which was having a cake sale to benefit Belarusian children. Regardless of the fact that I would not …