Gossip Guy here. Happy to see me? I know you are. I can practically see the smile on your face from wherever I’m currently sitting/stumbling.

Well, fellow Artsies… we have a lot of tough choices this year. We’ll have to pick Yes or No in four different races, one involving a Star Wars character (WIN). Three guys going for President, and two ladies and purple lightsaber-wielding Sammy J for VPX. Then a bunch of General Officers and AMS reps. But c’mon… let’s focus on what’s really important here (Not that they aren’t all important. Just some things take priority, k?). So yes… EL PRESIDENTE. How are we going to decide who to support this year? We’ll leave it to…

I now realize I spent all my bloody time making that stupid graphic, and didn’t write anything of substance. Make sure you read the contest at the end of the post, and actually enter, so I don’t end up crying alone tonight because I wasted so much time. [Kai sez: welcome to the Confidential Editorial board, GG. You’ll get used to it.]

We’ll do some in-depth analyses in the coming days – and be assured, we WILL penetrate into the inner recesses, unlike the EUS elections, which we know nothing about. Full candidate list and some useless links after the jump y’all. AND THE CONTEST.

President

• Brian Platt (website, Facebook)
• Mike Silley (Facebook)
• Ryan Trasolini (website, twitter, knows famous people, photo pirate?)

Vice-President Internal

• Elysia Pyne (Yes/No) (website)

Vice-President External

• Carolee Changfoot (why she is a hero)
• Mary Leong (blog with lame banner)
• Mace Windu (so badass)

Vice-President Administration

• Laura Manyari (Yes/No) (4.0 GPA, June 2008, Semiahmoo Secondary, twitter)

Vice-President Finance

• Obi-Wan Kenobi (Yes/No)

Vice-President Academic

• Pelican Mann (Yes/No) (Visual representation)

General Officer (Elect Two)

• Lisa Anderson (Facebook)
• Alison Chan (Facebook)
• Ivan Staeheli (Awesome limited public contact Facebook group)

AMS Representative (Elect Five)

• Admiral Ackbar (Facebook, IT’S A TRAP!)
• Rory Breasail (Facebook)
• Carolee Changfoot (Chess.ca profile)
• Michael Haack (Website)
• Jordan Moore (??)
• Ingrid Nilson (??)
• Kyle Warwick (Facebook)

Arts Senator

• Kristian Arciaga (Facebooky, Tweets)
• Princess Leia

CONTEST: Leave a comment on what you think the name should be for the “the crudely rendered semi-androgynous pink and black gambling addicted elections mascot.”