Science joke: If you got it, you are one of us
Once all scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play “Hide-n-seek”. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den… He is supposed to count up to 100 and then start searching… Everyone starts hiding except for Newton. Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands inside this square. Einstein is counting: …97, 98, 99, 100. Einstein opens his eyes and finds Newton standing right in front of him. Einstein says: Newton is out! Newton is out! Newton denies and says: I am not out. He claims that he is not Newton … All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton. Newton says, I am standing in a square area of 1 m2. That makes me one Newton per meter squared. Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I am Pascal, therefore Pascal is out.