What hath grade 8 English wrought?

My Dad

By C. R.

My dad is more gansta than your dad
He’s so gansta that his best friend is 50 Cent
and he wears his pants below his waist
He wears a do-rag that says “SUP FOO?”
He is soooo gansta that when he writes
he makes his S’s like this: $
My dad’s chain hangs lo’ and it wobbles
to tha flo
My dad is better than yoooouuu

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