The V.P.D. are cracking down on speeders heading into Vancouver.
For the first offence, they give you two Vancouver Canucks tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Play-offs?
A. The Vancouver Canucks
Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell ‘Jesus Christ’.
Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with the Stanley Cup?
A. A thief
Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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THinking about a career as a standup comedian? Very good, Wayne.
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If caught speeding a second time, the cops give you 4 tickets to the canucks