The Texas House approved a bill last week that would ban “sexually suggestive” routines by school cheerleaders.
Democratic Rep. Al Edwards of Houston, who filed the legislation, argued that lascivious exhibitions are a distraction for high school students that result in pregnancies, high school dropouts, contraction of AIDS and herpes and “cutting off their youthful life at an early age.”
Besides solving key health, social, and education problems, the legislation banning bump-and-grind cheerleading also gives the state education commissioner the right to reduce funding to school districts that do not comply, yet another nifty way to reduce funding for public education…brought to you by Democrats!
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I agree wholeheartedly with the senator except as long as the cheerleaders are standing, they will move their hips and moving hips leads straight to nonstandard forms of sexuality, and behavior for that matter.
so standing should be banned. cheerleaders should wear canvas pants that take all shape out of the human body; and they should, most importantly, be strapped into chairs. only their arms and hands should be free (neck and head should be put in brace). movement of arms and hands instruct but never please, at least not in THAT way.
if my measures are enacted, diseases related to teen behavior will disappear. this may lead, I grant you, to adult dysfunction down the road, but we will deal with that when the time comes.
ANOTHER 4 YEARS FOR BUSH.
greg meyerson.