Florida State University To Phase Out Academic Operations By 2010

by E Wayne Ross on September 20, 2006

The Onion: Florida State University To Phase Out Academic Operations By 2010

Bowing to pressure from alumni, students, and a majority of teaching professors of Florida State University, athletic director Dave Hart Jr. announced yesterday that FSU would completely phase out all academic operations by the end of the 2010 school year in order to make athletics the school’s No. 1 priority.From EWR: Just wondering if anybody’s paying attention to this stuff…