Why did President Gupta resign or was he just unfriended?
Reason #15 just in from 7 year old Binky. Ok here it goes: Binky heard that ‘Martha unfriended David who unfriended Anji who unfriended Anna who unfriended Pierre who friended John and then unfriended John who unfriended Wes who friended Stephen who unfriended John…
Take a breath Binky—which John? ‘but then Barbara friended Andrew for no reason and then unfriended Louise who then unfriended Lisa who friended Martha again who friended Hubert…’
Slow down Binky, why would Martha friend Hubert? Unless… ‘I Know, then Anne unfriended John who unfriended Pam who unfriended Deborah who unfriended Stephen who friended John who then friended Martha and, can you believe it?, unfriended Arvind.’
Binky, how do you know this? ‘Like if John would just friend Arvind and unfriend Martha then Arvind could go back to school on Tuesday.’
Binky, that’s brilliant!
Everybody, send us your reckons. UBC says now is the time to speculate!
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We’ve had about a hundred requests to just let Binky march into the President’s Office Tuesday morning before school and fix everything. Look, we know who we’re dealing with and what Binky would be up against. Binky says if everybody in that giant Office is just going to pretend that they didn’t do anything and like nothing happened and pretend that they didn’t unfriend Arvind first then she’d rather be watching cute little monkeys on Pinterest to get ready for homeroom on the first day. We are with you on that one! Binky says somebody should just confess that it was just a technical mistake and Arvind could then just reappear before school.
Oh, and then we had requests to just let Binky rewrite that respectable environmental thingy-ma-bob that nobody understands. And Binky says ‘that big person who typed it doesn’t even understand it’.
I’m a little sad that nobody appears to ever have been David’s nor Pierre’s friends. And they tried so hard not to offend real human beings by simply making everything a matter of money?
That’s a good point Christopher. Binky mentioned that the Guidance Counsellor was worried about David and Pierre too, and then made a joke: ‘Pierre friended a loonie:-)’
LOL
You’re entirely mad. Very refreshing.
Here’s what the AI reckons: http://nghoussoub.com/2015/09/16/artificial-intelligence-uncovers-how-gupta-and-montalbano-became-blood-brothers/#more-16165
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