One thing you may not know about living in residence is that the convenience stores in the commons blocks sell the. Most. Delicious. Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream. You go in there at the end of a long day, think to yourself, Awww yeah, time for some fantastic ice cream. You eat maybe a quarter of it, maybe half, and then you put the rest of it into your floor freezer.
But as you go to sleep that night, you are bothered by thoughts of paranoia: What if someone breaks into my scrumptious half-pint of Ben and Jerry’s while I’m sleeping? To suffer such a loss is a hardship, indeed.
Well, friends, if this is you, here’s something that may help you out: the Ben and Jerry’s Pint Lock. Your nights of worry are over.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. That’s hilarious :D I can’t believe they make this…
…I should get one. Or two.